Nirvana
Nirvana
Floyd the Barber
Bell on door ring; 'come on in' (Alt: Hello Cobain - come on in) Floyd observes my hairy chin Sit down in [the] chair, don't be afraid Steamed hot towel on my face I was shaved I was shamed I was shamed Barney ties me to the chair I can't see, I'm really scared Floyd breathes hard, I hear the zip Pee-Pee pressed against my lips (Alt: Beat me, pressed against my lips) I was shamed I was shaved I was shamed I sense others in the room Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume They take turns, they cut me up (Alt: They take turns to cut me up) I died smothered in Andy's Clutch (Alt: I died smothered in Aunt Bea's muff) I was shamed I was shamed I was shaved
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